Kingsley AmisWhen the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.
About This Quote
A story is usually worth sharing with others, but if the story is too embarrassing, people might consider it a joke. This quote is warning people to keep embarrassing stories to themselves.
Source: Jakes Thing
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